OK to set the record straight. I am NOT doing a residency. I am so sick of everyone jamming a 2 year residency down my throat. It is just not going to happen.
So here is the deal. When you are on rotations, every preceptor seems to think that a residency is right for everyone, and for my first three rotations, I would humor them and say that I am still trying to decide. However, in the back of my mind I'm thinking no way. Well on this rotation, I just decided to tell them heck no, not going to happen. The Pfizer rep that I was having lunch with that day was slightly taken back by this comment, but I don't care. Put me in a retail pharmacy to count pills all day. That is kind of what I went to school to do. Check prescriptions and not touch people. During this lunch "meeting" I proceeded to think through the pros and cons of doing a residency, and here is what I came up with.
Cons:
1. Two additional years of no income
2. Two additional years of being bossed around
3. Two additional years of being told "Look it up"
4. Two additional years of doing someone elses work at 5am while they come strolling in at 8
5. Two additional years of reading primary literature (I hate primary literature)
6. I would like to get married some day.
7. I would like to have children before the age of 35.
8. I would like to finally say that I am no longer a student. (It's been 18 years, 19 if you count Kindergarten).
9. If everyone did a residency, where would we all work? There's not that many clinical positions.
10. I may be mistaken but retail makes more than most clinical positions.
11. There is no hospital within 45 minutes of where I hope to live.
I am sure there are many more, but I am tired of typing them out...
CONS:
1. ?? I am pretty sure I thought of one the other day.
I was trying to find an old picture of our white coat ceremony to post only because the school received our lab coats like hours before the ceremony, and they were all wrinkled. It was slightly humorous, but I couldn't find them.
So here is a cute picture of Lizzy, my mom's dog.


Are we not all so cute. I think by this time my father was tired of taking pictures, but he was a good sport.
